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thefreaksareoutside:

October is the cruelest month for Christians in America. The summer is over, school semesters are underway and we look forward to the special joys of Thanksgiving and Christmas. The one tragic distraction in the middle of all that cheer is the institutionalized…

Tell me this is real. Where is this from?!?!?

Best line: “What refuge is there in those lustrous wigs, the viciously black stilettos, the pantyhose that crushes your manhood into a potato salad of denial?”

(Source: dft.ba, via stfuconservatives)

1. temptressama liked this
2. tealeaves reblogged this from stfusexists and added:

   eagerly awaiting the day when someone calls ME a ‘powder keg of sexual deviance’. then my life will be complete.

3. rrenlolz reblogged this from homorobotica and added:

   I just lol’d so hard I peed a little. On that note, I will be dressing...Lady Gaga in...

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5. hiddlesmcgiggles reblogged this from homorobotica and added:

   “once his drippings dry...your ankle” ew…

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7. walkingblasphemy reblogged this from stfusexists and added:

   This made me laugh soso hard. seriously.

8. redeyesonblacksails reblogged this from iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn and added:

   Lol. Wow this is so mind-numbingly ignorant. I hope this site is fake, you should see the other headlines.

9. iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

   http://christwire.org/2010/10/dressing-up-as-lady-gaga-this-halloween-is-a-sin-against-jesus/

10. pachypodiumhorombense reblogged this from stfusexists and added:

    …have whatever opinion you want, but if you think Lady Gaga’s music is obtuse, you must be very obtuse yourself. You...

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14. -bobella- reblogged this from nanner and added:

    True story: My family left the Baptist church we attended since I was born because of Halloween. I excitedly told the...

15. thefireatsea reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    This is fucking hilarious. I guess I have already sinned, as I recently dressed up as Lady Gaga for The Monster Drag...

16. metz77 reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    Holy shit this is fucking hilarious.

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    “Is this what you want to be when you grow up? A drugged-out artist with horror-show eyeliner and black fingernails to...

20. byallflowers reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    This could not be any funnier.

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22. babywipesenthusiast reblogged this from homorobotica and added:

    must read. It contains wonderful metaphors for cum, sex, and “manhood squished into potato salad”.

23. themythsaredead reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    lmfao. This is too hilarious.

24. catharticintentions reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    “What refuge is there in those lustrous wigs, the viciously black stilettos, the pantyhose that crushes your manhood...

25. fullmoonovertampa reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    Best line: “What refuge is there in those lustrous wigs, the viciously black stilettos, the pantyhose that crushes your...

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29. nanner reblogged this from homorobotica and added:

    What’s so hysterical/terrifying...I grew up around people who would follow

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34. rushadee reblogged this from phantomsnaps and added:

    TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. No, seriously,...I click through to the authors...

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42. jollygreenmj reblogged this from homorobotica and added:

    lol. i think it’s serious.

43. enraged-chocolate reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    lolol. I always get stuck on “HORRIBLE PAGAN HOLIDAY DO NOT CELEBRATE WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR GREAT CHRISTIAN NATION.” In...

44. lalalalaitsdesiree reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    oh. What is this? It was hella amusing.

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47. stfusexists reblogged this from stfuconservatives and added:

    This is hilarious. “Never heard of Lady Gaga? She’s a crude and talentless musician who somehow fell into the hands of a...

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    real. Where is this from?!?!?

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